You know, I’m not one of those girls that sits around all day saying guys should this, this and this. I actually hate it when girls do that. They sit there and complain about how they can’t find a guy, but they they have these 1950s ideals stuck in their head about how a guy should be. I’m sorry honey, but you’re going to be single for a long time unless you wake up and realize that isn’t real life. Relationships are a 50/50 partnership, so you’re pretty lucky if you find a guy that wants to spend his own money on you and pay for your dinner and buy you things. I’m not saying that there’s anything wrong with this and that it’s not appreciated, but it’s not the norm. You’re really lucky if you find someone like that. Either that, or you just want to find a sugar daddy to live off of the rest of your life. You know what I want in a guy? Laughs and a happy life. That’s all I’ve ever wanted. If he can give me those two things, then my search is done.

seriously, could this be any easier? thank you leslie knope, for being awesome and helping me get an easy A in philosophy.

for my multimedia class! i’m so excited to actually be in a class that i love again. college really isn’t too bad, you know? once you get past the douche bag old people that think they know everything. i really actually kind of like it.

you mean i actually have to write papers, prepare presentations, and finish worksheets?

what the shit bro?

when the world is cold 
i will feel a glow just thinking of you 
and the way you look tonight